When I was a little boy I used to dream that there were rats crawling in my walls. Then one day, I was talking with an acquaintance on 8chan and he told me that he had had the same dream when he was a kid, so we started a discussion board about it. It turns out, lots of us have had this dream. What could it mean? Is it a secret CIA mission being conducted on the internet? Is it a retroactive message from Q, after he unlocks the ability to time travel? All of these questions were burning in my head, as I am sure they burn in yours too… So I asked the mighty 8chan boards for help. Suddenly, I got several responses asking for my birth year. 1968 I told them. Then they responded: 1969, 1971, 1966. This was truly exciting! I responded to them, and asked them to share their personal information; specifically any datapoints that might have numbers in them. They gave me their information, and I knew what it was as soon as I saw it all laid out in front of me… each of us had been born in a hospital whose address started with an S! Each of us had been raised as well at a house whose address contained the letter E! And finally, each of us had an R somewhere in the names of our nuclear family. S.E.R., what could it mean??? In my years on the internet, if there is any needle I have found, it’s that you can find anything there that you are looking for if you are just willing to dig around in the haystack a little. I scoured the internet, page after page after page of S.E.R., searching and searching until I found it: the incorruptable truth: the unwavering reality: the unimpaired discernment: Sevelicon of the Eldan Room. 1966, the year that Frank S. Eiren was born, the earliest born of the commenters on my post, had also been the year this Sevelicon character had appeared in a satanic board game published by the Eisenhower family… The dems were behind my rat dreams!!!
—@freedom.lover_1968